Witty Humor Fiction Script

I'm seeking a creative writer to craft a dry/witty humor fiction piece for radio. The story should be engaging and entertaining, aimed at an adult audience.

Requirements:
- Dry/witty humor style
- Third-person narrative perspective
- Engaging plot and relatable characters
- Suitable for adult listeners

Ideal skills and experience:
- Proven humor writing expertise
- Strong storytelling and character development
- Experience with radio script format

What would you do with the greatest rolling artifact in the history of Rock ’n Roll? When Alan Riggs learns that an old wreck rusting away in a north Florida barn is actually Elvis Presley’s original tour bus, he knows that his ship has come in. But when he and his friend Tom Fowler restore the bus and take it on the road, word gets out about their incredible find, and an envious agent soon threatens all the pair has worked for. In their desperation, they reach out to an old friend on the other side of the Sunshine State for help before it’s too late.

In the panhandle fishing town of Hopeekenopee, while environmental inspectors are trying to shut down a popular gulf coast marina, the local realtor is planning a festival that no one asked for. By the time the state governor and a roving band of hippies get to town, a hurricane arrives to stir it all up with hilarious results.