Minimalist Humorous Typography Tee Design

I want a clean, pared-back T-shirt graphic that relies on smart, witty wording rather than busy artwork. The vibe is minimalist—plenty of negative space, no clutter—yet the line of text must instantly read as humorous and memorable.

You’ll take the lead on:
• Crafting a short, punchy phrase (or using one I approve) that captures the humor.
• Laying it out in a balanced typographic treatment—clever font pairing, thoughtful kerning, and hierarchy that looks great centered on the chest.
• Delivering a print-ready file: vector (AI or EPS) plus high-resolution PNG with transparent background, all colors in CMYK.

Keep it simple: no illustrations, patterns, or heavy graphics, just strong typography doing the talking. I’d love to review one or two concept options first, then a final polished version ready for my printer.