Humorous Florida Arrests Blog Series

I’m building out a WordPress site focused on quirky, local arrests from around Florida and need a creative copywriter who can keep readers laughing while delivering the facts. The job is straightforward:

• 50 individual blog posts, each centered on a different recent Florida arrest, written in a distinctly comical tone that still gets the story right.
• Roughly 700–900 words per post, laid out and formatted directly in my WordPress dashboard (headlines, sub-heads, tags, meta description and a short excerpt included).
• Cite state law within the post.
• Important that the city, county in Florida are mentioned in the article.
• Important that we also mention my business within the article.
• A unique featured image for every post - either a humorous-style “mugshot” or an AI-generated graphic that fits the story’s vibe. The image must be royalty-free, properly sized for WordPress and uploaded with alt text. AI created image is fine.

Acceptance criteria
- Only funny stories about arrests, nothing horrific
- Copy is original, lightly SEO-tuned for the arrest’s name, CITY and COUNTY and relevant keywords.
- Humor stays tasteful; no defamation or sensitive personal data.
- Images load cleanly in the media library and display as the featured image without cropping issues.
- All 50 posts are scheduled or published inside WordPress, ready to go live.

If you can blend sharp writing, a dash of comedy and basic WordPress skills, let’s talk and get these stories online. You're welcome to have ai write the post, but you need to humanize it and ensure no emdashes. 4th grade reading level , etc

MAX payment is $1 per article,